THE DILLINGER ESCAPE VAN

outside Spitzers 8/24/10

Posted by Carter on 25/08/2010 at 8.am

FINGER PUPPET? NO. FENGA PAPIT

Ok honestly, am I going to hell?

Would you play fenga papits with her?

Is that a her?

Wait what IS that?

Posted by Carter on 26/07/2010 at 2.pm

LOVE TRACTOR NEEDS VANITY PLATE

Posted by Carter on 16/07/2010 at 3.pm

Robin Hall is going to murder me (or rather Drunk Mallard needs booze)

Posted by Carter on 01/04/2010 at 8.pm

Words cannot descri…..

someone leave a caption in the comments

Posted by Carter on 04/03/2010 at 5.pm

Chatroulette freaks me out. Catroulette makes me laugh.

What a difference a letter makes.

Tell me more about this sentient feather creature...

Bizzie Bone? Is that you Bizzie?? Sing Crossroads for me, just once?

Yes. Yes.

via

Posted by James on 23/02/2010 at 12.pm

FIESTA LLAMA DOES WHAT FIESTA LLAMA WANTS

Posted by Carter on 02/02/2010 at 4.pm

OVERHEARD: “LISTEN BITCH WE CROPPED YOUR BOYFRIEND” also “DUDE YOUR TUMOR IS OUT OF CONTROL”

Posted by Carter on 02/02/2010 at 4.pm

CAPTION TIME: OH JESUS… REALLY? THE 350,000 DOLLAR MOTORCYCLE. I PRESENT TO YOU: THE GUN BIKE

Wait is that back wheel big? Or is your girlfriend just fat?

Uma Thurman is trying to kill us

So did the phone call go something like this? "Look mom, I'm quitting Quiznos and becoming a tertiary market automotive model... ... ... Look it's that or porn... ... ... I'M TIRED OF BEING CALLED A MIDGET"

Posted by Carter on 29/01/2010 at 4.pm