Ok honestly, am I going to hell?
Would you play fenga papits with her?
Is that a her?
Wait what IS that?
July26th
July16th
April1st
March4th
February23rd
February2nd

February2nd

January29th

Wait is that back wheel big? Or is your girlfriend just fat?

Uma Thurman is trying to kill us

So did the phone call go something like this? "Look mom, I'm quitting Quiznos and becoming a tertiary market automotive model... ... ... Look it's that or porn... ... ... I'M TIRED OF BEING CALLED A MIDGET"