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July26th
No CommentsNOTHING REALLY MATRESS
Posted in: Cool As Fuck, Music
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July19th
No CommentsLETS LEARN HOW TO: COMMUNICATE LIKE A SWAT TEAM (A LESSON IN SIGN LANGUAGE)
Posted in: Cool As Fuck, LETS LEARN!
Wow. I’ve always wanted to know what all those hand signals meant. In my younger years this could’ve been helpful while trying to:
- evade police at a high school party
- evade bullies
- evade my father
- siege the couches in the science wing
- crush opposition in a game of musical chairs
obviously guns are necessary for all of the above scenarios
CLICK HER TO LEARN MILITARY SIGN LANGUAGE
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July19th
No CommentsI am a terrible fisherman. I’ve caught one fish in my entire life – probably because I can’t stand touching them. SO THIS IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY. Why deal with a sharp hook, a gross worm, some lame flexy bendy stick WHEN YOU CAN SHOOT THESE FUCKERS THROUGH THE HEART. Jacques Cousteau could not be reached for comment.
CLICK TO READ HOW CHUCK NORRIS CATCHES DINNER
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July15th
1 Comment
SLAP THE MOUSEBOX TO ENLARGO
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March31st
No CommentsWHERE IS THE FLAT BEAT OIZO!?!
Posted in: Cool As Fuck, Film
In Mr. Oizo’s latest masterwork of adorable, yellow, slightly overweight and very well articulated puppetry, Flat Eric rides a scooter through the trees, and then he doesn’t. And then we find out what Pharrell has been up to since guesting on The Blueprint 3. I guess the new N.E.R.D. album isn’t coming together quite fast enough?
I kind of love this, but seriously, when he pushes play WHERE IS THE JAM OIZO?? NYmag posted this quoting Oizo about the video: “this short film has NOTHING TO SELL, I just did it for NO REASON.” Ugh fine. Let me just say I would prefer it if you were lying.
Side note: NYmag also said that you would also remember Flat Eric from the “Levi’s” ads. Where the fuck were you in 1999! Probably watching the matrix, you posers.
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March16th
No CommentsThough I really like the ones in the distance that look like elephants. Watch this whole thing btw, you keep thinking that nothing more can possibly happen, and then the cars start walking and Escher takes a swing at the whole thing…it’s a mess. A beautiful beautiful mess.
Apologies for the lack of programming in the last week. SOTI was experiencing some un-technical difficulties.
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February28th
No CommentsDude check your white balance… oh also I TOTALLY WANT TO SHOOT GUNS WITH YOU
Posted in: Cool As Fuck, WANT NOW
"i fucking love you glen beck... I FUCKING LOVE YOU" (click to enlarge)
I’ve always wanted to go shooting guns at a range with a dude like this who could show me how it’s done and also tell me about the coming singularity… or some other uprising. IF YOU HAVE THIS MANY GUNS PLEASE CONTACT US. WE WOULD LOVE TO GO SHOOTING WITH YOU.
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February24th
1 CommentGIMME AN OMELETTE FOODBOT
Posted in: Cool As Fuck
Yeah this is OH SO real. The New York Times reports that a bunch of robotics students at Carnegie Mellon (where they have a 5 year robotics degree… yes I took the tour) have made a robot that delivers snacks. The soon to be killing machine (singularity folks…) pictured above is some crazy japanese bot that’s making a savory pancake. Snackbot is mobile. It’ll grab you some bullshit snacks, and deliver them to your office. Check the video below. Can’t wait til they start poisoning our food.
Oh also
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February18th
1 CommentIf this fucker has ANYTHING to do with Windows 7 I’m going to be really mad
Posted in: Cool As Fuck, WANT NOW
Is it useful? I don’t know yet… Cool as fuck? I’M ALREADY DROOLING. TED 2010 was probably totally aweshum. We need to go next year, but I doubt they’d give us press passes.
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February10th
No CommentsWANT NOW: Pointer Kite
Posted in: Cool As Fuck, WANT NOW
These photos suck… but the potential is there.
