- DRUNKMALLARD is tall
- DRUNKMALLARD is probably blonde
- DRUNKMALLARD is sitting right now
- DRUNKMALLARD is not a vegetarian
- DRUNKMALLARD is a sharer
- DRUNKMALLARD is interested in what you’re saying
- DRUNKMALLARD is crazy, for you
- DRUNKMALLARD is most famous for openly condemning the Philippines
- DRUNKMALLARD is not a coward
- DRUNKMALLARD is wondering if you need proof of the above, bitch
- DRUNKMALLARD is caring
- DRUNKMALLARD is wholesome, on alternate thursdays, odd months
- DRUNKMALLARD is into you
- DRUNKMALLARD is not afraid of what you’re afraid of
- DRUNKMALLARD is dangerous
- DRUNKMALLARD is looking for love in all the wrong places, somewhat expectedly
- DRUNKMALLARD is not a druck (a drunk duck)
- DRUNKMALLARD is riiiiiiiiiiiight behind you
- DRUNKMALLARD is going to tell you about his trip to the islands
- DRUNKMALLARD is a fighter pilot
- DRUNKMALLARD is a man who holds no allegiances
- DRUNKMALLARD is waiting
- DRUNKMALLARD is the one who just rickroll’d you
- DRUNKMALLARD is hosting a seminar in your office this friday, you should come
- DRUNKMALLARD is infinity
- DRUNKMALLARD thanks you.
- Cool As Fuck
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February10th
1 CommentDRUNKMALLARD: An Introduction
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February10th
No CommentsHelicopter Fishing – You Watch This Right Now. You wait for 1:10 then you LOSE YOUR SHIT
Posted in: Cool As Fuck, Haha, You Suck, Should Not, TV Clips, WTF
Alright. Look. I understand most extreme sports – but helicopter fishing probably takes the cake as the all time bat shit stupidest bullshit non sport I’ve ever fucking seen. Behold:
And now a conversation:
- Man i’m just not getting amped anymore
- you wanna go mountain biking?
- nah
- skiing?
- nah
- skydiving?
- nope
- hrm <pause> imma…. i… <sigh> listen i’m gonna go belly flop on a marlin
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February8th
No CommentsComrade 1: I have a great idea.
Comrade 2: Is it to go up to the roof and jump off?
Comrade 1: Actually, yes.
Comrade 2: Fuck yeah. I’ll get my boots.I can’t decide if this is the reason we won the cold war, or the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
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February8th
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February4th
No CommentsROBOCOP’S KITCHEN
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February3rd
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February2nd
1 CommentTHIS IS FOR YOU CARTER
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February2nd
No CommentsAgan Harahap Is Blowin’ Up
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February1st
No CommentsFUCK YES. FUCK. YES.

The Dewey Decimal System is thoroughly confused by this entry
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January29th
No CommentsCOOL AS FUCK: A LUNAR RAINBOW
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