WANT NOW: Solo Floor Lamp from Re-Surface Brooklyn (GOT NOW)

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I paid WAY too much for this.  But dear god it looks so cool.  Mine is veneered in cherry wood.

THIS IS AMERICA + 1 BILLION + infinity * the universe

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE FINALLY MADE A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK SIMULATOR

ZOMBIE SIMULATOR

Try it out at Class3Outbreak

Do you live in DC?  Do you ever wonder what all the possible scenarios for infection, mayhem, and the general accuracy of a civilians shot?  CHECK THIS SHIT OUT.  Zombies enter from the north and then it’s all downhill.

From the site:

Zombie Outbreak Sim is a sandbox game where you can witness 100′s and 1000′s of zombies sweeping across Washington DC on Google Maps. This particular map is close to the Catholic University of America, north of the Pentagon. Players can modify various settings such as zombie numbers, speed, infection times and so on, and then watch the results unfold.

WANT NOW: IF ELROY JETSON HAD A LED TV IT WOULD BE HOUSED IN THIS

Wilkerson M21

Wilkerson M21 – via wilkersonfurniture.com

I’ve been researching ways to make my flat panel tv look cooler.  I think it’s weird that not a single company has released a model that looks cool.  I mean I guess if you play PS3 and like the Matrix, you’re gonna be wanting some shiny plastic black monitor with a stupid light up logo.  I do not.  Behold Joe Wilkerson’s M21.  For $3600 (minimum) you get this walnut beaut.  Problem: it’s $3600.

My sister thought it was ugly – which hurt my feelings – but then I realized she buys seasons of NCIS for her AppleTV…

in Bb 2.0: This is amazing

Our friend Aaron sent this to us a while back and I wanted to post it but I didn’t know if it would fit in on the blog. But then I realized that there wasn’t anything that didn’t fit in on the blog and this entire website is an exercise on what the combined kitchen sink of mine and Carter’s internet consciousness looks like.

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Here’s the link, fair warning, you have to have a fairly robust internet connection for this to really kill. Otherwise you’ll be greeted by a bunch of spinning youtube loading screens. Which is endlessly infuriating…so, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

In Bb 2.0

Personally, I really like the Xylophone, Guitar, Bass, Muted Trumpet and one below the bass that is all spoken word. If I were better as ASCII diagrams I would be better at trying to do this:
[x][x][ ][ ][ ]
[x][x][ ][ ][ ]
[x][ ] [ ][ ][ ]
[ ] [ ] [ ][ ][ ]
like this sounds good, but do it however you want.
i h8 you ASCII noids.

GOOGLE TREND HAX0RING

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WANT: Machine Gun Casing Pen

I’m not much of a war junkie,  other than my penchant for kicking 12 year old ass in Call of Duty, but this RULES. It’s a pen made from a Browning WWII-era .50 cal machine gun bullet casing. I’m seriously not much of a gun nut, but I do love pens and history is pretty awesome too….so basically this pen is a brass awesome stick. Did I mention the African Blackwood? I’m scared to find out how much one of these is….

OMG OMG OMG BEST HALLOWEEN PRANK EVER


Creepy Trick or Treater Prank – Watch more Funny Videos

I WAS GOING TO POST A GALLERY OF RUNNERS WITH BLOODY NIPPLES…

Did you guys know if you run really hard, like marathon hard, your nipples can start bleeding?  There was a whole gallery posted on reddit or something.  Some sicko went through flickr looking for photos of runners with bloody shirts.  SUPER FUCKING CRAZY.  But I’ll spare you.  Instead look at this

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Yes that’s Salvador Dali walking his pet anteater.

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. MICHELIN BABY LIVES. (AKA. SHARPEI BABY IMPORTED DIRECTLY FROM THE ORIENT)

Kosuke’s dream baby. Perhaps we could put a bid on it. Or just steal it.
FATBABY