Wtf is up with this trend of people who find that “song that just sounds so touching” and kaboom it goes viral and gets tens of thousands of hits? Olafur Arnalds has been a bore for years. This piece is case in point. Cool video though. This could very well be the new trend of “Oh what music do i like? Well you know I love Radiohead’s Kid A.”
People really hate on Cracked.com, but goddamn, those motherfuckers are REALLY funny sometimes. For example: Take this post where Cracked.com writer Chris Bucholz attempts to buy a pirated copy of Windows 7 on eBay. Here is what showed up:
Amazing. He then continues to write a thousand word review discussing hardware and network configurations. It is one of the funniest nerd/tech stories I’ve read in a LONG time. Bravo.
Ok I have always loved Patrick Wolf. His fourth album, The Bachelor came out back in June, but I somehow missed this video. I think Americans will be quick to judge – calling him some sort of male Lady Gaga. But the truth is: Mr. Wolf has been a wandering couture psychopath for quite sometime. So back the fuck off. Watch the video in all it’s sexual ambiguity and neon wonderfulness. Or maybe I’ll end up hating this in a few minutes. Regardless, getting dumped occasionally spawns great albums. This is proof.
Big WTF to these assholes, but he at least Toxel was talking about you. Click through to see sandwiches shaped like Spongebob (ugh), Wall-E (kinda cool?), and Pac Man (too easy). The bacon sandwich though WILL blow your mind. My two favorites are below.
Stuck in a car with his parents driving to a family wedding in Vermont, a very close friend of ours wrote the following in an email:
ll be in VT this weekend at my cousin’s engagement party. Ill be with my parents so unfortunately it will be very difficult to bang her hot friends unless I carry out my business in the barn her father built with his bare hands.
After inquiring about said barn, we were sent this:
My uncle erected a barn. I’m driving up with my parents right now and my dad told me about the first time he met my moms family at the barn raising.
He went up to visit mum for the barn raising and found a huge crop field full of pot (maybe an acre), with a few rows of corn plants as cover running the perimeter. My grandmother thought they were just ‘weeds’ and shrugged it off. She was probably drunk.
There is little doubt that my uncle, now a well-regarded woodworker, inlay expert and published hand-plane authority, was a very successful pot dealer in middle VT when he was our age. He’s on his third wife. He is also missing part of his left ring finger. It is assumed that he chopped it off on a table saw while woodworking, while stoned.
Bravo… Bravo.
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