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ELEVATOR TO HELL: WTF IS WRONG WITH MY PIANO

Carter — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:45:24 +0000

HERE I COME HELL….

Carter — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:39:28 +0000

I’m Diving Head-First Into 4Chan AND YOU CANT FUCKING STOP ME.

Carter — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 15:48:08 +0000

There are some BRILLIANT pictures in 4chan (if you dont mind sifting through ENDLESS porn). If you’ve never experienced the feeling of being mortified while laughing here’s your intro.

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ELEVATOR TO HELL: PEKING DUCK

Carter — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:49:02 +0000

HOLY SHIT THIS IS OFFENSIVE AND RACIST, BUT YOU KNOW YOU’LL LAUGH

Carter — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:20:46 +0000

If you’re at work – you’re gonna want some headphones. From the sick minds over at sickanimation.com

UHM WHOOPS: NBC HONORS BLACK HISTORY MONTH. ?UESTLOVE (YOUR NAME IS FUCKING STUPID BY THE WAY) TWITTERS IT. A WHITE EXECUTIVE BREAKS A SWEAT.

Carter — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:08:22 +0000

OH JESUS

James — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:01:16 +0000

This is amazing. Thank you barn. Thank you so much.

“Hello? Spirit Airlines? Hi this is tact calling… is your VP of Marketing there?”

Carter — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:08:08 +0000

So part of me thinks this is a poor online marketing drone having some fun (possibly on his way to unemployment) but the other part of me thinks that some “genius” in their online department went:

“HOLY SHIT. LETS USE MUFF DIVING TO SELL SEATS”

Slap your mouse box on the pictogram to bigger it on your picture box

SOTI has become a religious blog. Jesus content only.

James — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:29:08 +0000

I meant to post this a while ago, and Carter’s post just reminded me. Also he reminded me thoughtfully last night with a text that read:

“Why do you hate our blog? Look I know you wanted a girl, but he loves you so much. He even has your eyes.”

To which I said: Nothing. I said nothing, but I did decide before falling asleep that I would due my duty and at the very least pay child support. Which is to say, post a video and say almost nothing about it.

BTW if the person responsible for these pranks happens across this blog, know only this. Your wit is quick, your cynicism biting and your targets unsuspecting. You are a champion.

CARTER HAS FUN WITH THE CENSUS – MAKES ART?

Carter — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:46:57 +0000

God these are fucked up statistics to compare.

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