Who spells it C-A-I-T-L-Y-N-N ?
Ok look, I understand that you want to be supportive. You want your child to develop his own sense of “being.” A confidence exploding from a place so deep from within that from a young age your offspring feels comfortable in his or her own skin. But if you’re going to allow them to choose to live in an eternal state of virginity, couldn’t you at least give his hind legs some knees? And maybe a shirt? And what the fuck is that stick? He has four legs… does he really need stability? It better have a knife on it or something… Fuck….
Unrelated but also worthy of mention today:
This ain’t photoshopped.
(Shot @ Rivington + Ludlow)
While yes it’s always funny when a zillionaire gets a sucker punch in the gym while on the treadmill watching his company crumble… I do still teeter on feeling bad for the ole’ Lehman Bros. They got screwed in out of all that bailout money that’s going to be thrown around. I mean this bank was 168 YEARS OLD.
THINK ABOUT IT.
I MEAN HOLY FUCK. MARTIN VAN BUREN WAS PRESIDENT. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS?! Ok well most people don’t either, but he was that dooshbag that lost the 1840 election to William Henry Harrison THE DUDE WHO DIED RIGHT AFTER HE TOOK OFFICE FROM PNEUMONIA. wait right?
Wait was I talking about? Oh yeah I remember
PUT ON A FUCKING SWEATER IF YOU’RE OUTSIDE IN JANUARY IN THE MID 19TH CENTURY…
AND GET THAT RICH GUY A STEAK FOR HIS FACE.
DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS. WE ALL KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN
Sometimes tourism leads you to places like Vajdahunyad Castle in Budapest, Hungary, where you can stroll around large rooms and look at a TON of dead things. This is the largest wall of antlers in the world. I don’t know if I’d be proud of that, but hey, it’s a great headline on a travel brochure in a New Jersey Turnpike rest stop. Who want’s Roy Rogers and an STD from the toilet seat? I LOVE RUTGERS SO MUCH.
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