You’d think it was lead poisoning, but that’d be the least of your worries if you happen to bein one of this while chirpin’ at some bitches hoes skanks young women at 40mph.
Yuck yuck yuck, those crazy Jackassers are at it again but this time with a CELEBRITY (alleged) RAPIST! Check the fake digitalness of this corporate Nike “stunt” below. Yawn. Forced viral videos SO jumped the shark back when Lonelygirl was a youtube icon, and I didn’t even think she was good looking.
So it’s already humiliating enough to get your head chopped off by a stolen stop sign in the back of pickup truck. Some fratboy doosh bag will definitely pay for doing something so blatantly mindless, but does your girlfriend have to be the spokesperson to the press? Oh wait, this happened in Santa Fe, NM… the state with the WORST public schools.
The tasteless humor continues when watching the video of the report which is prefaced by a streaming ad from Ford Motors. Gotta love keyword based advertising. 
this may or may not be photoshopped.
Step 1: Be a man
Step 2: Wish you were a woman
Step 3: Smoke a ton of meth
Step 4: Put on the following clothes
Step 5: Go to a casino
Step 6: Get denied at the door for being inappropriately dressed
Step 7: Sue for 15,000 dollars
It happened
listen at 1:34 for the shift from human, to pirate.
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