THE GREATEST COMIC I’VE SEEN TODAY

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DECEPTION: HIDE WHERE YOU’RE LEAST LIKELY TO BE FOUND

RACHEL RAY IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING

YOU CAN CARRY YOUR EVOO TO HELL IN ONE OF THESE CUTE (FUCK THAT) SATCHELS

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ASS GET DOWN FROM THERE

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BALLOON BOY’S DAD CLAIMS TO HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARS. I SWEAR TO GOD I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING

Richard Heene is a fucking lunatic.  ”BONE! That’s a BONE!” “That’s a structure!” “Come on, look at that!” “That’s a vehicle!”

PALINDROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATS FOR DINNER?

TRICERATOPS NEVER EXISTED. I FEEL BETRAYED

Kosuke just pointed this out to me.  You can read more about it here, but you’ll probably end up elbow deep in a 3 gallon vat of cookies n cream like I am right now.  Tears don’t make for good toppings folks.

ME AND MY FRIEND (PIC) ARE GOING TO SEE KANYE WEST ON HIS NEW TOUR. DO YOU GUYS WANNA COME MEET MURAKMI WITH US?

I HOPE HE’S SITTING IN SECTION 407 WIZ US!

LULZ

LETS LEARN HOW TO: SING HEY JUDE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

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UPDATE:
LINDA SUCKED AT SINGING