Leslie… you work for AT&T… you have to help me…

YOU KNOW YOU WISH YOU’D BEEN THIS SHIFTY

PARENTS!

LOOK AT HOW HIGH THIS DOG IS ON HIS BIRTHDAY

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HAHA, YOU SUCK: ANYONE WHO RANTS ON YOUTUBE – AND EDITS IT… POORLY

I can’t stand people like this.  He’s “gonna call it like he sees it” folks.  At least attempt better edits.  The time between each shot is just a bit too long which leaves me thinking

  • how many takes did he do of each line?
  • does he ever feel self-conscious about that?
  • does he think other people rant line by line?
  • why would someone rant line by line?
  • does he know he’s standing in front of a 12 year old’s bedroom wall?
  • does that beard make him aggro?
  • or is he like alt-aggro?
  • does he really like marilyn manson?
  • people still listen to marilyn manson?

The best part about this video is no matter where you pause it, the guy looks like a complete tard.

THEN AND NOW… … … ALSO, BLOGS WORK IN MEXICO

Kim Kardashian: I used to think you were kinda chubs… Not gonna lie. Now i think you’re chubs and FUCKING RETARDED

Only this dumb no talent c*nt would brag about the death of one of the art world’s icons.  RIP McQueen.  Kim.  Please join him.  No wait don’t because you’re gonna burn in hades you fuckin loser.  Throw yourself in front of  Juicy Couture bus.

Alex Trebek Thinks You’re Retarded

Trebek you smug bastard.

thank you dear sacha. thank you for everything you do.

Come On Weirdos, Stop Messing With Your Pets

OK OK, I get it. No one wants to touch the dangler by accident. Or be face to face with it on movie night. But putting a sticker on your dog’s butt parts? Come on, weirdos. Leave it alone. If you have that much issue with being in close proximity to something with an asshole, don’t get a pet. Or date. Or have kids. You know what? Go ahead and sit inside watching tv and eating Lunchables until you’re dead. Also, don’t invent something that goes on your dog’s ass and then market it as some kind of SWEET CUSTOM GRAPHIX YO/don’t tell me they’re insecure about their butt. It’s a dog, and you’re projecting.

Alternate scenario, you forget to remove the anal eye patch when you take rover for a walk. FUCKING MESS. Think about it.