ok read this
GRAMMY-award winning singer John Mayer has mouthed off about his sex life yet again, this time spilling the details about sleeping with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson and referring to his penis as a “white supremacist”, the New York Post reported.
and also
“It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f***ing you.’”
Alright. Look. I understand most extreme sports – but helicopter fishing probably takes the cake as the all time bat shit stupidest bullshit non sport I’ve ever fucking seen. Behold:
And now a conversation:
- Man i’m just not getting amped anymore
- you wanna go mountain biking?
- nah
- skiing?
- nah
- skydiving?
- nope
- hrm <pause> imma…. i… <sigh> listen i’m gonna go belly flop on a marlin
Get punched in the stomach by this guy:
Or watch Big Band Theory without the laugh track:
I’m going to go with punched in the stomach. You know what, even with the laugh track I’m going to go with punched in the stomach. Big Bang Theory is offensive, pretty much all the time. It’s offensive to everyone who decided not to spend most of their life being average. It’s also offensive to people who like television. It’s a bad show. I will say it again for emphasis: IT’S A BAD SHOW.
I think I might be in the minority opinion on this, but something about it seriously gets under my skin. I think this video without the laugh track illustrates why.
push the vermin's go switch to accessorize the viewbox with the drawingtown
I am so fucking embarrassed to work in the music industry.
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