So part of me thinks this is a poor online marketing drone having some fun (possibly on his way to unemployment) but the other part of me thinks that some “genius” in their online department went:
“HOLY SHIT. LETS USE MUFF DIVING TO SELL SEATS”
Slap your mouse box on the pictogram to bigger it on your picture box
Holy fucking shit. How many times have you heard ”CUT THAT BITCH OFF” or “I COME IN THE NAME OF JESUS YOU MOTHERFUCKER” on a televangelist’s show? YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS WHOLE THING. The callers at the end are priceless.
“WHAT CHU KNOW BOUT THA LORD?!”
Uhm really nothing, but if you could sell that ability to effortlessly fly through Yosemite, I’m in.
Wait is that back wheel big? Or is your girlfriend just fat?
Uma Thurman is trying to kill us
So did the phone call go something like this? "Look mom, I'm quitting Quiznos and becoming a tertiary market automotive model... ... ... Look it's that or porn... ... ... I'M TIRED OF BEING CALLED A MIDGET"
I’ve never called any one a “blow job.” Never. Occasionally you can call someone a “boner” and it can be REALLY funny, but this just doesn’t work. You don’t try and piss someone off by offering them blowie time and I’m pretty this dude isn’t reminding the player about his dental hygiene. So in short: either meet the dude behind the dumpster after the game, or drop the puck already.
* Australian for: donkey looking kango gets chumped by a black bird that runs like Don Knotts
UPDATE: JESUS CAT BELIEVES HE CAN ENTER OTHER DIMENSIONS. JESUS CAT PROBABLY JUST HAS KITTY SYPHILIS
YOU ARE NOT A HIGHLANDER.
NOR ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE CAST OF SLIDERS.
Or just move further into the middle of nowhere USA.
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