MIDTERM ELECTIONS ARE COMING.

YOU WOULDNT WANT A DECIPTICON IN OFFICE WOULD YOU?

FINGER PUPPET? NO. FENGA PAPIT

Ok honestly, am I going to hell?

Would you play fenga papits with her?

Is that a her?

Wait what IS that?

A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH – EXCUSE ME I WAS LOOKING AT THE WATER

I was sick of my old background. It was a picture I took of the lanes at gutter a LONG time ago. I realized I wanted something calming – possibly water related when I stumbled on this gem.

For those who care, here’s my new background FREE FOR EVERYONE! (I didn’t make it)

WHY AM I IN THE WATER AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

THE SINGLE GREATEST IMAGE ON THE INTERNET TODAY

WILFORD BRIMLEY IS A CAT

A 4chan Gem

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I’m Diving Head-First Into 4Chan AND YOU CANT FUCKING STOP ME.

There are some BRILLIANT pictures in 4chan (if you dont mind sifting through ENDLESS porn).  If you’ve never experienced the feeling of being mortified while laughing here’s your intro.

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Seriously, Did CollegeHumor hire new staff or something?

OK, so this is officially the third time we’ve reposted something from collegehumor. WTF?
I remember in fucking high school when college humor was a site on the same level as steakandcheese.com
wait, does that still exist?


It does and it’s gone full porno….well ok then.
So anyway, who else remembers at the dawn of the internet when collegehumor was a site devoted to funny drunk videos and the kind of bottom-barrel internet curiosities that generally weren’t even accepted by ebaumsworld? And to not be accepted by ebaumsworld…i mean JESUS. That’s a bar set so low I can’t even see it. But now, they are producing sketches…that are funny. And like, some of them are REALLY funny. Like this one, for instance. A geek centric joke about internet trolls? Collegehumor where have you gone? This is a bold new land and I for one am on board. (Side note: A troll in my understanding is a mean trick, whereas someone that exists just to piss you off on a message board is more specifically designated a flamer. And I think I’m a totally different kind of flamer for saying that….great, now I’m going to take another ride on the low self-esteem cheeseburger)

OH SHIT, THIS VIDEO IS NSFW for language reasons. Like the fact that the first thing the troll says is “faggot.”
So headphones everyone…headphones.

Chatroulette. Is. Still. Crazy.

I know everyone has probably seen this but…
Fucking genius. Chatroulette has once again shown us that
A) No one knows the difference between your and you’re
B) Most men on chatroulette are looking for vaginas
C) Young girls will care about anything

The fucking zeitgeist, streaming for your amusement.

It’s That Time Of Year Again! Sketchy Bunnies

Holy Shit. Can no christian holiday go by without adults putting on a costume of a mystical creature and SKETCHING THE FUCK OUT OF SOME KIDS?!

First, we had Sketchy Santas which was bad enough to be year round. But now, TERRIFYING EASTER BUNNIES.

No? Not enough for you? Well what about this?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT RABBITS FACE??? I mean seriously, you’re either a parent or a professional if you’re wearing a bunny costume (other proclivities aside) but either way you take one look in the mirror on that one and you have to say “I’m going to fucking scare the shit out of some kids.”

The content starts to get a little dark later on, but I’ll leave that to your intrepid viewership. This will be my parting image, because it provokes such an obvious question:

WHAT THE FUCK PENGUIN? I MEAN REALLY WHAT THE FUCK?

big ups to tristan and cary for this one, full list of all 65 (65!!) Bunnies here