I mean, windows 7 is RIPE for parody, but this is a cut above. The “I want it to have” section, made me almost shit my pants.
I don’t know if Insane Clown Posse made this, or if these dudes are just making a parody, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT this is funny. Faygo Cola references, the make-up, it’s spot on. Note: SOTI is NOT a fan of ICP. They’re fucking stupid.
You don’t have to be a snob about it. I bet they serve that shit in (on?) Cloud City.
Seriously though? Seriously? Fab 5 Freddy and Lando on this one. I’m sorry I shouldn’t call him Lando, we should talk about his more recent work…like…
Redmond Boyle in Command & Conquer 3
Toussiant DuBois in General Hospital
and…
Harvey Dent in Tim Burton’s Batman??
I showed that video to Sacha and in the true spirit of oneupmanship she passed along this little gem:
HE MAKES HER PET A BOAR STATUE. WHAT THE FUCK.
Trebek you smug bastard.
thank you dear sacha. thank you for everything you do.
Get punched in the stomach by this guy:
Or watch Big Band Theory without the laugh track:
I’m going to go with punched in the stomach. You know what, even with the laugh track I’m going to go with punched in the stomach. Big Bang Theory is offensive, pretty much all the time. It’s offensive to everyone who decided not to spend most of their life being average. It’s also offensive to people who like television. It’s a bad show. I will say it again for emphasis: IT’S A BAD SHOW.
I think I might be in the minority opinion on this, but something about it seriously gets under my skin. I think this video without the laugh track illustrates why.
push the vermin's go switch to accessorize the viewbox with the drawingtown
God. Dammit. The dry, sardonic wit. The clever, incisive social commentary. The acuteness and accuracy of the parody. I think, honestly, the entirety of England probably watched The Hangover with a sense of proud pity. Like when your retarded cousin got really excited when he managed to hard boil an egg with only minimal assistance.
To begin SOTI’s inaugural Christmas post:
Ok, so to begin with chiptune/chip-hop/anyone who still uses 8-bit anything probably has too much time on their hands….now that being said: NO ONE HELP THESE PEOPLE FIND ANOTHER HOBBY. Their presence on the internet is one of the internet curiosities I have the most love for. The rush of nostalgia, the complexity derived from such a simple thing and also THE FACT THAT IT MAKES ANYTHING SOUND LIKE THE MOST EPIC SNES GAME EVER.
I dare you to listen to Carol of the Bells and not see yourself flying in a jet while the final boss of the game transforms into a giant multi-armed insect/crab/tank/alien thing which blows you away with both TRACKING AND NON-TRACKING LASER BALLS! You know the feeling, it’s like the designers were like “oh let’s just spam the screen with reflections of your own futile existence.” Anyway after a misspent youth and a thumb callous that a dermatologist would mistake for a tumor, you beat the game. And you are treated to none other than Auld Lang Syne. As the credits roll and your character’s picture exchanges poorly translated dialogue with some other characters picture, a single tear rolls down your face. Not because you didn’t realize this game had a plot, or because you’ve finally beaten it, or even because now you have to move on with your life. But because those poorly modulated sounds, so primitively constructed and synthesized, are tugging on your heartstrings like nothing else ever has. Which is sad, cause you have a mom, and she really cares about you.
Give her a call dear reader.
PART 2:
I don’t even know what to say about this one.
No words. Should have sent a poet. PEEP THE HANDS.
You guys know about the 23 enigma? The theory that most events are related to the number 23 or related to a number that is related to the number 23? Yeah, it’s sound logic, whatever, you just don’t see it.
I was like you too, dear reader, skeptical. Until I started watching a lot of multitracking videos (remember that long post about them?) and then THIS falls into my lap and I decide there is a CONSPIRACY AT WORK!
apologies if you find Beeker annoying, he’s always been a personal favorite of mine. Maybe because my real voice sounds like his. MEEP. This is why I blog.
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