I haven’t had a Big Mac in years. I’m talking somewhere around a decade. Still, people flip out over that sauce. There’s a bunch of different recipes out there, but this one has an infographic. So i’m going to go with it…
It is ungodly hot outside this time of year in New York. It’s just oh so lovely to walk outside and sweat like a woman in labor. If you have a shitty lower east side office like me your air conditioning unit isn’t cutting it in the back of the space. I wonder if this would work in our kitchenette and bathroom? I feel like we’re looking at a lot of condensation and perhaps spillage. I would actually attempt it if I knew anyone read this site.
Wow. I’ve always wanted to know what all those hand signals meant. In my younger years this could’ve been helpful while trying to:
- evade police at a high school party
- evade bullies
- evade my father
- siege the couches in the science wing
- crush opposition in a game of musical chairs
obviously guns are necessary for all of the above scenarios
I am a terrible fisherman. I’ve caught one fish in my entire life – probably because I can’t stand touching them. SO THIS IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY. Why deal with a sharp hook, a gross worm, some lame flexy bendy stick WHEN YOU CAN SHOOT THESE FUCKERS THROUGH THE HEART. Jacques Cousteau could not be reached for comment.










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