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Moves McGee Over Here Breaking It Do – OH JESUS

James — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:44:36 +0000

there’s a math lesson here. can anyone tell me what it is?

Shareholders meeting for Eating Shit Inc.

James — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:38:16 +0000

Quarterly reports indicate that face + hard surface = big returns.

I have no idea why the weirdo techno music starts up in here, but there are some epic ones after that. Shit involving airplanes and yachts. It’s nuts. But mostly, it’s just people doing things they probably shouldn’t and then immediately getting hurt in the face region. Which is fun. And then sad. And then fun again.

Thanks to Sachmo for pointing me at this one. YOU MA GURL YO

in Bb 2.0: This is amazing

James — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:43:36 +0000

Our friend Aaron sent this to us a while back and I wanted to post it but I didn’t know if it would fit in on the blog. But then I realized that there wasn’t anything that didn’t fit in on the blog and this entire website is an exercise on what the combined kitchen sink of mine and Carter’s internet consciousness looks like.

Here’s the link, fair warning, you have to have a fairly robust internet connection for this to really kill. Otherwise you’ll be greeted by a bunch of spinning youtube loading screens. Which is endlessly infuriating…so, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

In Bb 2.0

Personally, I really like the Xylophone, Guitar, Bass, Muted Trumpet and one below the bass that is all spoken word. If I were better as ASCII diagrams I would be better at trying to do this:
[x][x][ ][ ][ ]
[x][x][ ][ ][ ]
[x][ ] [ ][ ][ ]
[ ] [ ] [ ][ ][ ]
like this sounds good, but do it however you want.
i h8 you ASCII noids.

Sometimes All It Takes Is MS Paint To Blow Your Mind

Carter — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:34:03 +0000

MATH LESSON: 50 CENT BBQ’S OWN HOME, VITAMIN WATER SAVES DAY

Carter — Sat, 31 May 2008 18:29:07 +0000

Sheh sheh sheh sheh sheh (beat drops like boom psst pop psst boom boom psst pop) Uh huh fiddy sheh sheh sheh sheh OH FUCK MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN. WHERE MAH JUICE AT?