ONWARD CHRISTIAN SANTAS

I mean, cause like, women should just shut up, right guys? Poe’s Law?

I WANT TO GO SEE LAMB OF GOD SO BADLY RIGHT NOW

This is like the greatest metal video ever.

NEW MEME ALERT: “LET’S GIVE EVERY TWEEN AUTOTUNE!” – REVENGE OF THE BIEBER CLONES

Meet Mike Boy Master. Blowin out your asshole from the heart of Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany!!!!

OBVIOUS BIEBER FAN IS OBVIOUS

Now it’s one thing to use autotune.  It’s another thing to crank it.  AND IT’S AN ENTIRELY OTHER OTHER THING TO CRANK IT IN THE WRONG KEY.  Like is this guy some sort of innovator?  Of course not.  He’s sadly misguided and obviously trying to get a girlfriend.  But hey it’s a beautiful day isn’t it Mike?

BIRTH

CONTROL

Sick Canadian tuxedo

Enjoy more stupidity at myspace.com/mikeboymaster

MUSIC VIDEO: LEMONADE – “LIFTED”

Ok so people I work with always blast this in the office and I’m like “man that’s different.”  Legitimately so.   What’s up steel drums?

LARRY RAPS A KILLER CHEESE STEAK

Soooo if you’re gonna make a fool of yourself in a local commercial I think step one begins with absolutely zero production budget.

WHEN IS SOULWAX GONNA PLAY NYC AGAIN?

1:50 into this jam is unrealllllllllll.  Who jams a Tiga Remix in their own liveset?  SOULWAX

GO TO THIS RIGHT NOW – USHER “PAPERS” WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

CLICK THE IMAGE OR CLICK HERE

YEAH HI THIS IS THE RADDEST FUCKING VIDEO I’VE SEEN THIS WEEK

THE DUMBEST TREE HUGGER ALIVE: A LESSON IN LIGHT REFRACTION

This is UNREAL.  You can blame a lot of things.  The green energy movement, saving whales, Bob Ross….  But this is a whole new level of stupidity.

Has she ever looked at a diamond?  A crystal?  A REAL RAINBOW?  What would metallic oxide salts have to do with any of this.  If the rainbow were on fire and burning these colors I would a.) be scared and b.) think it might have something to do with metals.

To ease my stomach I think I’ll just go watch Mike Barron’s rad video for North Highland’s “Sugar Lips.”  I wish Mike walked into the office everyday shooting confetti.

MENEO FREAKS ME OUT BUT I SHALL DANCE ON

8 Bit dance jams. THE FIRST VIDEO IS A GIANT WTF