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I WAS ALL LIKE “HEY” AND THEN YOU WERE ALL LIKE “WAT”

Carter — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 23:00:12 +0000

DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN DARIUS RUCKER WAS IN THAT BURGER KING AD?

Carter — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:52:32 +0000

Brilliant? Terrifying? Desperate? All of the above?

LARRY RAPS A KILLER CHEESE STEAK

Carter — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 02:39:58 +0000

Soooo if you’re gonna make a fool of yourself in a local commercial I think step one begins with absolutely zero production budget.

GO TO THIS RIGHT NOW – USHER “PAPERS” WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

Carter — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:49:35 +0000

CLICK THE IMAGE OR CLICK HERE

TWO THINGS I WANT RIGHT NOW: A LUNCH REQUEST –> PIZZA HUT AND CRYSTAL PEPSI SPECIAL

Carter — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:52:18 +0000

I’m really hungry today. Do you think there’s a black market for Crystal Pepsi? Wait let me eBay that.

HOLY SHIT. SCORE.

Sadly it’s diet. Double sads it’s $29.49

Shit I guess I’ll just have to settle for the pogs.

Who wants a pizza party?

Specifically what kind of Pizza Hut specialty pizza do you want?

I’m thinking Super Supreme Pizza. The addition of black olives and ham really complete the glutton flavor profile.

Also like don’t even fucking try and offer me some thin crust or specialty bullshit. I want classic pan. Well, maybe AND THAT’S A BIG MAYBE – I can be convinced to go stuffed crust – but I refuse to eat it backwards. That’s just pure nonsense.

And like what the fuck is this crap?

I don’t trust you Big Italy. You’re a flash in the pan. The Arch Deluxe of the Hut.

Yeah let’s just go with a good ole’ deep dish.

Does anyone have any Tums Lipitor? Does anyone know if there actually is a legit Pizza Hut in New York? I’m not dealing with some weird Taco Bell takeover crap.

I 100% COMPLETELY MISSED SHARK WEEK THEN REALIZED THEY HAVENT EVOLVED

Carter — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 21:45:48 +0000

Furthermore, don’t you guys remember a time when Discovery Channel had way better programming? I’m over Mike Rowe stomping through feces and then narrating about some crab boats.

So shark week comes. They promo THA FECK out of it. I remember the tie in with like THE X GAMES (?!?!?!) promotion.

But I never once tuned in. Why? Oh probably because NOTHING HAS CHANGED. THEY’RE MONSTERS IN THE DEEP. STOP ACTING LIKE THEY CAN BE LOVED. Shark overload. Boy who cried Shark? What’s the term I’m looking for? Would I even be scared anymore?

I’VE BEEN GONE FOR THREE MONTHS BUT RETURN WITH VIDEO OF AN EAGLE THROWING A GOAT OFF A CLIFF

Carter — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 18:09:42 +0000

You’re welcome

This is what happens when you think too hard about advertising.

James — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:02:54 +0000

I kind of want to do some more research into this, but I’m pretty sure a whole bunch of people lost their jobs after this campaign came out. Think of how many people had to say, “Yeah, I see where you’re going with this and I like it.”

I also like the inherent message of “Don’t be a fatty if you don’t want your husband to sleep around” in the tv spot below. Also that jingle is HAUNTING.

I mean can’t you imagine the scene in Mad Men where Peggy pitches the campaign, being like, “You want to stay in his mind, forever the way you were when you were young…when you just met, when you first fell in love. That’s the way you want him to see you in his mind’s eye, all the time. Every woman wants that, wants to feel loved like they were when they were just a girl…to stick in that place.” And then someone else is like “A mind-sticker.” And then AMC cancels the show because that is AWFUL.

F*cking Lando Drinks It, Why Shouldn’t You?

James — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:41:05 +0000

You don’t have to be a snob about it. I bet they serve that shit in (on?) Cloud City.

Seriously though? Seriously? Fab 5 Freddy and Lando on this one. I’m sorry I shouldn’t call him Lando, we should talk about his more recent work…like…

Redmond Boyle in Command & Conquer 3
Toussiant DuBois in General Hospital
and…
Harvey Dent in Tim Burton’s Batman??

I showed that video to Sacha and in the true spirit of oneupmanship she passed along this little gem:

HE MAKES HER PET A BOAR STATUE. WHAT THE FUCK.

Ice to Face Ratio: FUCKING HIGH

James — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:37:11 +0000

JESUS. You know you watch ice skating and it’s like wow, I wonder what would happen if this went horribly horribly wrong? And then you watch this video, and you never want to watch ice skating again.

Moral of the story: ICE IS HARD ON YOUR FACE PARTS. URGGGH.