FAT FUCKING BABY: “I FEED MY 84 LB BABY 40 CHICKEN WINGS WHATEVVAAAAH”

“Maury she’s overweight… tell me something I don’t know WHATEVA”
MORE FAT KIDS AFTER THE FAT JUMP!!!

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THE ONION TV: THE BEST COMEDY ON THE WEB – ALSO MEXICO IS THE BUTT OF ANOTHER JOKE

Yeah yeah the daily show is funny…  What with the sarcastic quips about silly news, BUT IT HAS NOTHING on the The Onion TV.  Sensibly insensitive, and afraid of nothing, their motion graphics alone rival Fox News.  Check out this Hurricane report.

MUSIC VIDEO: RADIOHEAD LIVE ON JOOLS HOLLAND SPECIAL OVERDUB

WTF: POOPFREEZE

“The worst part about owning a dog is… picking up the poop”

COLDPLAY: ARMBANDS AND THE MAUREEN TUCKER MIMICK

Having trouble with the high notes…

MUSIC VIDEOS: THE OSMONDS – CRAZY HORSE

“Crazy Horse” is probably one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard.  Maybe you have to be Mormon to appreciate the Osmonds, but jesus fucking christ this is terrible.  I’m trying to find the video of this song from ther 2008 reunion show on PBS.  The AARP Osmonds have zero stage presence, even keytar playin’ Osmond can’t liven it up with SPARKS SHOOTING OUT OF HIS KEYTAR.  Nevertheless, behold the ridiculous dance moves, synth horse noises, and horrible outfits. On a side note, this is the best selling Osmonds record of all time.

GUMBY LIVES

WTF: JAPAN… IS STILL… FUCKING WEIRD

SNL SPOOF NBA SPLIT SCREEN ADS

WTF: JAPANESE KID BEER