Ok, this is possibly the sweetest just desserts I’ve ever seen. I mean, seriously, in the pantheon of comeuppance, no one has ever deserved it more than this pair of drunk, homophobic, welshmen. So, just to give the rundown, these two assholes bon vivants of the UK’s asshole, are running 1/2 shirtless through the streets assaulting randos and generally being assholes bon vivants. Making friends, the fisty way. Then at around 1:00, I’m going to imagine the conversation went like this (translated loosely from the unintelligible mess that is the welsh accent compounded by the extreme inebriation)
Shirt: Oi! Look at those thar two queers there in the skirts wot!
Shirtless: I’m straight then, wot! I hates some of those faeries with the wo wot!
Third guy: Um, are you freaking serious? Those guys are like 300 pounds.
Shirt: They be waring skirts then! They must be queer then! WOT!
Shirtless: I’m straight then and I bet Oi can take them then them!
Third guy: Um, that guy definitely has a cauliflower ear. Like a bad one.
Shirtless: Hey queer, nice heels!
Shirt: Oi he told you then!
Third guy quietly disappears off camera R
Concussions. Blackout.
That’s right careful reader, these two cross-dressers are FUCKING CAGE FIGHTERS OUT ON THE TOWN. They enjoy dressing up like women and destroying men’s bodies. Seriously, both of those dudes go down in less than a second. THEN THE ONE GUY STOPS TO PICK UP HIS CLUTCH.
via DailyMail
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