THE SATURATOR AK-47 WATER GUN

Declare Jihad on your co-workers without ACTUALLY going to war!

It’ll only set you back 23.98 + shipping – a small price to pay for justice.  Did I mention the fact that it shoots 4 blasts a second with NO MANUAL PUMPING REQUIRED.  Be a hero and get two…  for yourself.

TK-421 IPHONE CASE WITH FLIP-OUT KEYBOARD

It’s 49.99 + Shipping which doesn’t seem too steep and there are models for both the iPhone 4 and the iPhone 3Gs.  My only concern would be the overall change in heft and thickness.

Who the eff uses the notes program?

The dopest part of this keyboard is the fact that it’s bluetooth.  That means no dock connector to worry about, and no drain on the iPhone’s battery.  It’s not as cool as giving someone that canned Unicorn meat we featured yesterday, but if you ever wanted to give your mom an iPhone… this will probably help her out tremendously.  Lord knows my mother could use it.

Just please don’t wear this on your belt.

Buy it here.

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CANNED UNICORN MEAT

A MANWICH OF MAGIC

Since being introduced to the marketplace earlier this year, Unicorn meat has been met with some skepticism.  Known to some as PETA Poison, this key ingredient in Harry Potter Pot Pie is unbelievably delicious.

Official FDA Chart

I personally love the cheeks.  Known as the “hope cut” you’ll end your meal with an overwhelmingly warm outlook on life.  BBQ Wish and Giggle Ribs are a close second. The rainbow cuts can be a bit tough, but throw it in a slow cooker for 10 hours on low in your favorit braising liquid and you’ve got some slammin pulled double-rainbow tacos.

My pantry

Get your magical meat just in time for the holidays here.

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Fujifilm’s Instax mini50S Retro Camera

Instax film means Instax hipster

So you like those slutty hipster polaroid style shots you see on ALL YOUR FAVORITE PARTY SITES?  Me neither, but if you want to have a cool little camera that takes awesome instant mini photos this is your best bet.

LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN THESE PEOPLE ARE HAVING! IS THAT BITCH EATIN A MOTHERFUCKING KNISH? DAMMMMN GIRL

It’s small (4.4 x 3.8 x 1.9″) which means it will actually fit in your back pocket without looking like an ass tumor – AND it’s sure to take some of the most unflattering yet “totally real man” photos of your friends wherever you are.  Please note: no one like’s a duckface.  SO FUCKING STOP IT.  Get your cam here.

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THE FUCKING iCADE

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS FUCKING iCADE

Now I’ll admit I’m totally homo for Apple products.  I have an iPod and an iPad (yet I still use a Blackberry?  god my bag is heavy) and there are roughly 4 trillion accessories for them but THIS is the single coolest accesory for the iPad I’ve seen since it’s release.

While everyone obsesses over the coolness of their case – a few people are focusing on implementing the iPad in a more permanent fixture when you’re not on the go.  I first found this V-Luxe mid-century styled case on KickStarter… but it’s pricey and not fully realized.  There’s something mildly steampunk about it to me…  I can’t stand steampunk.

Then I stumbled upon our featured little gem for $150.  Seems pricey, but when you consider the fact that a real Donkey Kong arcade machine will set you back at least $1200 (for the hooptie version), the iCade is a solid choice.  Did I mention it can play HUNDREDS of games with the iPad app of the same name?  DOPE.

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