THE DUMBEST TREE HUGGER ALIVE: A LESSON IN LIGHT REFRACTION

This is UNREAL.  You can blame a lot of things.  The green energy movement, saving whales, Bob Ross….  But this is a whole new level of stupidity.

Has she ever looked at a diamond?  A crystal?  A REAL RAINBOW?  What would metallic oxide salts have to do with any of this.  If the rainbow were on fire and burning these colors I would a.) be scared and b.) think it might have something to do with metals.

To ease my stomach I think I’ll just go watch Mike Barron’s rad video for North Highland’s “Sugar Lips.”  I wish Mike walked into the office everyday shooting confetti.

Posted by Carter on 16/07/2010 at 3.pm

MENEO FREAKS ME OUT BUT I SHALL DANCE ON

8 Bit dance jams. THE FIRST VIDEO IS A GIANT WTF

Posted by Carter on 16/07/2010 at 3.pm

LOVE TRACTOR NEEDS VANITY PLATE

Posted by Carter on 16/07/2010 at 3.pm

I’VE BEEN GONE FOR THREE MONTHS BUT RETURN WITH VIDEO OF AN EAGLE THROWING A GOAT OFF A CLIFF

You’re welcome

Posted by Carter on 14/07/2010 at 2.pm

U.N. calls summit as growing pigeon apartheid hits rural malls. UPDATE: The bears are fighting back

Posted by Carter on 27/04/2010 at 12.pm

This is what happens when you think too hard about advertising.

I kind of want to do some more research into this, but I’m pretty sure a whole bunch of people lost their jobs after this campaign came out. Think of how many people had to say, “Yeah, I see where you’re going with this and I like it.”

I also like the inherent message of “Don’t be a fatty if you don’t want your husband to sleep around” in the tv spot below. Also that jingle is HAUNTING.

I mean can’t you imagine the scene in Mad Men where Peggy pitches the campaign, being like, “You want to stay in his mind, forever the way you were when you were young…when you just met, when you first fell in love. That’s the way you want him to see you in his mind’s eye, all the time. Every woman wants that, wants to feel loved like they were when they were just a girl…to stick in that place.” And then someone else is like “A mind-sticker.” And then AMC cancels the show because that is AWFUL.

Posted by James on 29/03/2010 at 3.pm

“Nah nah nah… I don’t regret a DAMN thing”

I pray to god that’s photoshopped…. (alternative: I pray to god that baby has a face tat)

Posted by Carter on 23/03/2010 at 7.pm

It’s That Time Of Year Again! Sketchy Bunnies

Holy Shit. Can no christian holiday go by without adults putting on a costume of a mystical creature and SKETCHING THE FUCK OUT OF SOME KIDS?!

First, we had Sketchy Santas which was bad enough to be year round. But now, TERRIFYING EASTER BUNNIES.

No? Not enough for you? Well what about this?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT RABBITS FACE??? I mean seriously, you’re either a parent or a professional if you’re wearing a bunny costume (other proclivities aside) but either way you take one look in the mirror on that one and you have to say “I’m going to fucking scare the shit out of some kids.”

The content starts to get a little dark later on, but I’ll leave that to your intrepid viewership. This will be my parting image, because it provokes such an obvious question:

WHAT THE FUCK PENGUIN? I MEAN REALLY WHAT THE FUCK?

big ups to tristan and cary for this one, full list of all 65 (65!!) Bunnies here

Posted by James on 17/03/2010 at 9.am

Alien Killing Machines, Dance Party, Danny Glover

That pretty much says it all. It seems like this is some fun that they were having backstage during Predator 2. Except it’s choreographed, shot in full costume, with real cameras, and edited. WTF.

Posted by James on 05/03/2010 at 3.pm

A LIVING PALINDROME

"MADAM, I'M ADAM"

Posted by Carter on 04/03/2010 at 6.pm

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