GOOGLE KILLED BAMBI
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AFTER HE GOT OFF THIS POOL OF MERCURY?!?!?!?
take it away asian mario lopez!
seriously though, what the fuck. I watched this entire thing, stupefied by the pure, unadulterated, what-the-fuckitude.
You don’t have to be a snob about it. I bet they serve that shit in (on?) Cloud City.
Seriously though? Seriously? Fab 5 Freddy and Lando on this one. I’m sorry I shouldn’t call him Lando, we should talk about his more recent work…like…
Redmond Boyle in Command & Conquer 3
Toussiant DuBois in General Hospital
and…
Harvey Dent in Tim Burton’s Batman??
I showed that video to Sacha and in the true spirit of oneupmanship she passed along this little gem:
HE MAKES HER PET A BOAR STATUE. WHAT THE FUCK.
OK OK, I get it. No one wants to touch the dangler by accident. Or be face to face with it on movie night. But putting a sticker on your dog’s butt parts? Come on, weirdos. Leave it alone. If you have that much issue with being in close proximity to something with an asshole, don’t get a pet. Or date. Or have kids. You know what? Go ahead and sit inside watching tv and eating Lunchables until you’re dead. Also, don’t invent something that goes on your dog’s ass and then market it as some kind of SWEET CUSTOM GRAPHIX YO/don’t tell me they’re insecure about their butt. It’s a dog, and you’re projecting.
Alternate scenario, you forget to remove the anal eye patch when you take rover for a walk. FUCKING MESS. Think about it.
JESUS. You know you watch ice skating and it’s like wow, I wonder what would happen if this went horribly horribly wrong? And then you watch this video, and you never want to watch ice skating again.
Moral of the story: ICE IS HARD ON YOUR FACE PARTS. URGGGH.
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