Acorn Stairlift Commercials Attempt To Establish Plot, Candid Conversation, Perhaps Even Rapport?

These
are
amazing

Posted by Carter on 10/02/2010 at 8.pm

Helicopter Fishing – You Watch This Right Now. You wait for 1:10 then you LOSE YOUR SHIT

Alright.  Look.  I understand most extreme sports – but helicopter fishing probably takes the cake as the all time bat shit stupidest bullshit non sport I’ve ever fucking seen.  Behold:

And now a conversation:

- Man i’m just not getting amped anymore

- you wanna go mountain biking?

- nah

- skiing?

- nah

- skydiving?

- nope

- hrm <pause> imma…. i… <sigh> listen i’m gonna go belly flop on a marlin

Posted by Carter on 10/02/2010 at 5.pm

What To Do When Your Country Can’t Feed Itself

Comrade 1: I have a great idea.
Comrade 2: Is it to go up to the roof and jump off?
Comrade 1: Actually, yes.
Comrade 2: Fuck yeah. I’ll get my boots.

I can’t decide if this is the reason we won the cold war, or the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

Posted by James on 08/02/2010 at 6.pm

WASH YOUR FUCKING PANDAS

Posted by Carter on 07/02/2010 at 5.am

I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND: YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABY

SHAVE THE BABY. CLICK TO ENLARGE

Posted by Carter on 07/02/2010 at 5.am

UHM WHOOPS: NBC HONORS BLACK HISTORY MONTH. ?UESTLOVE (YOUR NAME IS FUCKING STUPID BY THE WAY) TWITTERS IT. A WHITE EXECUTIVE BREAKS A SWEAT.

Posted by Carter on 05/02/2010 at 3.pm

BACON BEER: IT’S REAL. I WILL GET IT. REVIEW PENDING….

Posted by Carter on 05/02/2010 at 3.pm

OVERHEARD: “LISTEN BITCH WE CROPPED YOUR BOYFRIEND” also “DUDE YOUR TUMOR IS OUT OF CONTROL”

Posted by Carter on 02/02/2010 at 4.pm

WTF: ANGRY GANGSTER PREACHER

Holy fucking shit.  How many times have you heard ”CUT THAT BITCH OFF” or “I COME IN THE NAME OF JESUS YOU MOTHERFUCKER” on a televangelist’s show?  YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS WHOLE THING.  The callers at the end are priceless.

“WHAT CHU KNOW BOUT THA LORD?!”

Uhm really nothing, but if you could sell that ability to effortlessly fly through Yosemite, I’m in.

Posted by Carter on 31/01/2010 at 10.am

THESE NORWEGIAN HIGHWAYS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF AQUAVIT AND BLONDE HAIR

Posted by Carter on 29/01/2010 at 4.pm

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