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Once Again PETA Does Little To Expand Their Base

You know I love vegetarians. I fucking LOVVVEEEEE vegetarian restaurants. Actually… you know what? Fugghit. I even love vegans. But this shit is so stupid.

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SO FUCKING STUPID. Most of America that doesn’t touch an ocean (except for that ring of Texas to Florida) already thinks PETA is a bunch of elitist pinko commies, so why would these skinny-idealistic-egg-throwing-American-Spirit-Smoking-hipsters choose to alienate the rest of the country? Because they’re better than everyone… obviously. Eating food with a shadow is so Y2K.

I mean it IS fucking funny, but it’s tasteless and low brow. Add a NO FEAR logo to it while you’re at it. Silly vegans.

Posted by Carter on 22/09/2009 at 1.am

Unsettling Today: Your Son, The Larper

Ok look, I understand that you want to be supportive. You want your child to develop his own sense of “being.” A confidence exploding from a place so deep from within that from a young age your offspring feels comfortable in his or her own skin. But if you’re going to allow them to choose to live in an eternal state of virginity, couldn’t you at least give his hind legs some knees? And maybe a shirt? And what the fuck is that stick? He has four legs… does he really need stability? It better have a knife on it or something… Fuck….