Kosuke was watching this video when I rolled into the office this morning. These kids are like 15. I guess I would say this is NSFW but not in that like nude sex way … … … more in that “lets put all these drugs in a blender and drink it on camera” sort of way. I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING THIS SATURDAY YA’LL.
Step 0: Be born
Step 1: Be a terrible teen musician
Step 2: Have your family also be terrible at everything
Step 3: Form a band with everything that’s terrible in your life
Step 4: Go on CBS’ Early Show’s Singing Family Faceoff Competition
Step 5: Take your thinly veiled conservatism to the masses with this audible bile
Step 6: Puberty
Step 7: Never get laid
Step: 8: Realize that you can’t until you’re married anyway
Step 9: Pills
Step 10:
Or when she realizes that this is more intelligent than her UTTER FUCKING BUILLSHIT
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