HEY BATMAN, WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS GETTING YOU FOR CHRISTMAS?

BEHOLD: THE GREATEST ESSAY EVER WRITTEN. EVER. I MEAN IT. PLANES TRAINS AND PLANTAINS

Oedipus, Dr. Dre, Lou Gehrig, and a blank third page.  AND HE STILL PASSED.

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RIVETING NEW READ: IDENTIFYING WOOD

CAMEL TICKLE

FUCKING.

CAMELS.

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A BACON MUG FULL OF CHEESE…

DUCK FACE: YOU’RE WELCOME

UGH

YEAH HI I’LL HAVE TWO SCOOPS OF THE BUTTERFINGER BLAST

JAPAN WINS GOLD IN LATEST “HATERS GONNA HATE” GAMES

KEANU HUNGRY

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I THINK HE JUST BROKE MY SPEAKER