Sons Of The Internet

Ok usually my WTF category posts feature terrifyingly uncomfortable japanese products.  Remember pet sweat?

This time I’m giving a big ole DUBYATEEEFF to this little video clip.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?  Take this effort and put it towards cold fusion.  UGGGGH.

Who am I kidding, it’s still hypnotic to watch people who idolize – oh i dunno – Matthew Maconahay – flop into the water after doing 4 billion flips.

Note: look for the flash shot of the fat duder in a boat with the D-cups.  It’s within the first 20 seconds and is nothing short of unsettling.

If you watch Jaws in rewind, it’s about a shark who throws up so many people they need to open a beach.

NEVER

I have a completely weird obsession with old tobacco marketing.  It’s so evil I love it.  Don’t worry though I’m not some truth.com drone trying to tell you what to do.  Screw them.  Cigarettes are delicious.  Granted I haven’t had one in over a year – but I miss them EVERY DAY.  DO YOUR WORST BARNEY RUBBLE.