Sons Of The Internet » help http://www.sonsoftheinternet.com Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:16:39 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4 Today’s story begins… http://www.sonsoftheinternet.com/2009/10/27/todays-story-begins/ http://www.sonsoftheinternet.com/2009/10/27/todays-story-begins/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:18:25 +0000 James http://www.sonsoftheinternet.com/2009/10/27/todays-story-begins/ With me sitting in my underwear pwning n00bs in Call Of Duty (the new one comes out in 10 days, I need to brush up, and buy EA stock), when Paul calls and tells me that we’re still going to a driving range. It looks like it’s going to 2012 outside, so forgive me for thinking that the plan may have been off. Also, I just ate a King Kong burger for breakfast and Paul has 60 bucks set aside for steamers. The end of this story will involve probably 1 of 2 things:

1. Me having the violent squirts in Paul’s dad’s Corolla.

2. One of us getting electrocuted on a driving range.

Did I mention that this is all happening in Plum Island MA? Where the women have less teeth and the men like it that way.

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Glenn Beck creeps me out 24/7 but this…this is just so shudderworthy that I cannot come up with anything funny to say about it.

I. Just. Don’t. Know. What. To. Do. Anymore.

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