HACK ROLL CALL: LET IT BE… A COMPLETE FAILURE


Usually celebrities get together for a cause. This time, the cause is… wait for it… Norwegian Television station? CHECK OUT THE TALENT THEY PULLED (out of the woodwork) for this one.  It reads like the dream lineup for Celebrity Ghost Stories

Running commentary:

Peter Faulk isn’t dead?!

Huey Lewis ISN’T gray?

Who knew Alfonso Ribiero had those vocal trills just waitin to be unleashed?

Michey Rourke is billed as the dude from 9.5 weeks.  HA

Tubbs from Miami Vice can play a mean air guitar

Dolph Lundgren looks AMAZING still

Malcolm Jamal Warner does not.

Kelly McGillis.  Period the end.

Rick Schroder is billed as the dude from The Champ.

ROBERT FUCKING ENGLUND IS IN THIS?!

Who is Boyzone?

Dan Jansen – still a loser

Fab from Milli Vanilli… there’s no way he sang on this.

Dee Snider – I sat next to him at a WWF event once.

RIGHAT SAID FRED IS MORE THAN ONE GUY?  WHO THE FUCK IS FRED?

REDNEXXX (Performers of middle school dance staple “Cotton Eyed Joe”) look fresh out of Bret Michaels storage unit.

LOU FERRIGNO CLOSES THIS SHIT OUT?!

One Response to “HACK ROLL CALL: LET IT BE… A COMPLETE FAILURE”

  1. Barn says:

    this clearly isn’t david faustino’s first celebrity sing-a-long promotion. killed it!

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