WTF: A MONKEY HANDSTANDS… ON A CAN… ON A GOAT… ON A TIGHT ROPE

FROM THE VAULT: HAHAHA GIBBLER KICK

I saw this on myspace today. Apparently it’s Kimmy Gibbler (auxillary friend
charater to D.J. Tanner on ABC’s once loved Full House) getting punted
in the face by a llama with wings and what look like dildos for legs. I want
this on a hoodie.



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Apparently the llama is saying “pwned” a term I wish
I werent familiar with as it denotes my ugly past with video games. Here’s one
definition but there seems to be a brooding
war
over the origin of the word.

PWNED: A corruption of the word “Owned.”
This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled
“owned.” When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say,
so-and-so “has been owned.”
Instead, it said, so-and-so “has been pwned.”
It basically means “to own” or to be dominated by an opponent or situation,
especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
“Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned.”
OR
“That team totally pwned us.”

THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF MY LIFE

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I hate you Danny.  It isn’t over bitch.  It isn’t over.

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WTF: JAPANESE KID BEER

MUSIC VIDEO: SUICIDE SILENCE – BLUDGEONED

OH FUCK.  This song will rip your face off.  This band takes a lot of heat in the metal world simply because lots of their fans are young high school teens.  Lead singer Mitch Lucker is a fucking terror.  He’s one of my favorite frontmen out there right now.  See him in all of his neck tatted glory.  COOOOOOKIE MONSTERRRRRR

MP3: NEW RATATAT – “SHILLER”

I really dug Ratatat’s first album.  Wasn’t so sure about the second.  And now with their new tracks leaking out (see link below), I’m not so sure about this new one.  What’s up with the autoharp?  It’s a bit loud in the mix no?  Whatever.  You be the judge.  Click the link below the photo.
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WTF: OH WOW

Saw this on Digg under the title “Best Costume Ever”

BRITISH GUY WANTS BRAIN DAMAGE

A reporter from the Telegraph in London had a giant magnet put on his head and pumped up to to 1.2 Jiggawatts which turned off the part of his brain that handles speech.  Awesome, or stupid?

FROM THE VAULT: THE ROCKER

This is incredible… Absolutely incredible. You know that bulletin boards
at your local guitar shop where band members or artists look for other people
to start a new band with? (Ended a sentence with a preposition) Well this guy
decided to post a video tape. Here are its contents. Genius.

www.therawker.com