“Crazy Horse” is probably one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard.  Maybe you have to be Mormon to appreciate the Osmonds, but jesus fucking christ this is terrible.  I’m trying to find the video of this song from ther 2008 reunion show on PBS.  The AARP Osmonds have zero stage presence, even keytar playin’ Osmond can’t liven it up with SPARKS SHOOTING OUT OF HIS KEYTAR.  Nevertheless, behold the ridiculous dance moves, synth horse noises, and horrible outfits. On a side note, this is the best selling Osmonds record of all time.