While yes it’s always funny when a zillionaire gets a sucker punch in the gym while on the treadmill watching his company crumble… I do still teeter on feeling bad for the ole’ Lehman Bros. They got screwed in out of all that bailout money that’s going to be thrown around. I mean this bank was 168 YEARS OLD.
THINK ABOUT IT.
I MEAN HOLY FUCK. MARTIN VAN BUREN WAS PRESIDENT. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS?! Ok well most people don’t either, but he was that dooshbag that lost the 1840 election to William Henry Harrison THE DUDE WHO DIED RIGHT AFTER HE TOOK OFFICE FROM PNEUMONIA. wait right?
Wait was I talking about? Oh yeah I remember
PUT ON A FUCKING SWEATER IF YOU’RE OUTSIDE IN JANUARY IN THE MID 19TH CENTURY…
AND GET THAT RICH GUY A STEAK FOR HIS FACE.
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