Unsettling Today: Your Son, The Larper

Ok look, I understand that you want to be supportive.  You want your child to develop his own sense of “being.”  A confidence exploding from a place so deep from within that from a young age your offspring feels comfortable in his or her own skin.  But if you’re going to allow them to choose to live in an eternal state of virginity, couldn’t you at least give his hind legs some knees?  And maybe a shirt?  And what the fuck is that stick?  He has four legs… does he really need stability?  It better have a knife on it or something…  Fuck….


Unrelated but also worthy of mention today:


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