I meant to post this a while ago, and Carter’s post just reminded me. Also he reminded me thoughtfully last night with a text that read:
“Why do you hate our blog? Look I know you wanted a girl, but he loves you so much. He even has your eyes.”
To which I said: Nothing. I said nothing, but I did decide before falling asleep that I would due my duty and at the very least pay child support. Which is to say, post a video and say almost nothing about it.
BTW if the person responsible for these pranks happens across this blog, know only this. Your wit is quick, your cynicism biting and your targets unsuspecting. You are a champion.