Quarterly reports indicate that face + hard surface = big returns.

I have no idea why the weirdo techno music starts up in here, but there are some epic ones after that. Shit involving airplanes and yachts. It’s nuts. But mostly, it’s just people doing things they probably shouldn’t and then immediately getting hurt in the face region. Which is fun. And then sad. And then fun again.

Thanks to Sachmo for pointing me at this one. YOU MA GURL YO