This is the gist of a conversation I had earlier
Carter: Get this album
James: I like Ke$ha right now.
Carter shoots James in the leg, takes his cell phone, holds it out of reach with 911 ready to be dialed
James: Where did you get that gun?
Carter shoots James again. In the same leg.
James: Oh fuck come on. Fine fine, call the ambulance.
Carter and James listen to the album while waiting for the paramedics
James: Wow, this is pretty fucking good.
Carter: Told you.
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