HAHA, YOU SUCK: ANYONE WHO RANTS ON YOUTUBE – AND EDITS IT… POORLY

I can’t stand people like this.  He’s “gonna call it like he sees it” folks.  At least attempt better edits.  The time between each shot is just a bit too long which leaves me thinking

  • how many takes did he do of each line?
  • does he ever feel self-conscious about that?
  • does he think other people rant line by line?
  • why would someone rant line by line?
  • does he know he’s standing in front of a 12 year old’s bedroom wall?
  • does that beard make him aggro?
  • or is he like alt-aggro?
  • does he really like marilyn manson?
  • people still listen to marilyn manson?

The best part about this video is no matter where you pause it, the guy looks like a complete tard.

THEN AND NOW… … … ALSO, BLOGS WORK IN MEXICO

Kim Kardashian: I used to think you were kinda chubs… Not gonna lie. Now i think you’re chubs and FUCKING RETARDED

Only this dumb no talent c*nt would brag about the death of one of the art world’s icons.  RIP McQueen.  Kim.  Please join him.  No wait don’t because you’re gonna burn in hades you fuckin loser.  Throw yourself in front of  Juicy Couture bus.

Alex Trebek Thinks You’re Retarded

Trebek you smug bastard.

thank you dear sacha. thank you for everything you do.

Come On Weirdos, Stop Messing With Your Pets

OK OK, I get it. No one wants to touch the dangler by accident. Or be face to face with it on movie night. But putting a sticker on your dog’s butt parts? Come on, weirdos. Leave it alone. If you have that much issue with being in close proximity to something with an asshole, don’t get a pet. Or date. Or have kids. You know what? Go ahead and sit inside watching tv and eating Lunchables until you’re dead. Also, don’t invent something that goes on your dog’s ass and then market it as some kind of SWEET CUSTOM GRAPHIX YO/don’t tell me they’re insecure about their butt. It’s a dog, and you’re projecting.

Alternate scenario, you forget to remove the anal eye patch when you take rover for a walk. FUCKING MESS. Think about it.

MUSIC: BEST COAST – “SOMETHING IN THE WAY”


I recorded this inside a bucket!

Catchy though.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS OFFENSIVE AND RACIST, BUT YOU KNOW YOU’LL LAUGH

If you’re at work – you’re gonna want some headphones.  From the sick minds over at sickanimation.com

HAHA, YOU SUCK: STILL NOT COOL JOHN… NEVER WERE. NEVER WILL BE.

ok read this

GRAMMY-award winning singer John Mayer has mouthed off about his sex life yet again, this time spilling the details about sleeping with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson and referring to his penis as a “white supremacist”, the New York Post reported.

and also

“It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f***ing you.’”

MUSIC: Do I Like Wild Beasts? Mike Told Me I Do… but I’m not sure.

Listen to these and tell me what you think. God why the fuck don’t more of you assholes comment it’s all I think about all day.

annnddd this one

MP3: Daughters continues to scare the shit out of me… but this time i’m at least dancing.

I love me some Daughters…. they’re a gaggle of young ones from Rhode Island that make music similar to bands like Maroon 5, Coldplay, Jay-z, The Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha, 3OH3!!!!!!!, Justin Bieber, Anything on a soundtrack that’s mildly indie rock, your favorite songs from 80s night (COME ON EILEEN!!!), Yanni,  Phish, O.A.R, E.L.O, R.E.O Speedwagon, SWV, Ma$e, Tag Team, Baha Men, and Radiohead.  Check out their new single “The First Supper”

God I’m loving this: