WHO IS THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER?

JIGGLE THE KNOB: SORT OF NSFW

go Tristan go!

WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING THIS.

This is why no one will ever like emo bands.


unfamiliar?

SO LADY GAGA’S COMPUTER WAS HACKED AND NEW SONGS LEAK?

This is still more entertaining…



NEW TO FIGURE SKATING: THE PILE-DRIVER (OVARIAN EDITION)

HITMAN MONKEY FINDS NO JOY IN HIS JOB

ANGRY MASCOT FRIDAY (THANKS TRAVIS) MY HOW THEY KICK AND PUNCH

Just when you thought those nightmares had stopped….  this happens.

I wonder what this joker said to deserve that mildly padded nerf like wrath.

I’M THINKING OF GOING TO THE DESERT FOR NEW YEARS

So I’ll be in California for the holiday. Where should I go for New Years? It’s not warm enough to hit up the California beaches… I just went to Mexico… I’m thinkin’ desert? Is Arizona cold?

DRUNK GIRLS: PLEASE TAKE ENGINEERING CLASSES

wait for it. wait for it.

I know there’s like a thousand of these videos online, but doesn’t that make you think that there’s an endemic problem here? I guess what I’m saying is, ladies, before you go to bust a move, take earnest stock of the relative stability of load bearing objects around you.

This has been a public service announcement.

SAX-O-MATIC: I’M SURE IT’S THE MIX OF DAYQUIL AND AND ZYRTEC THAT’S MAKING ME THINK THIS IS HILARIOUS

In fairness, it doesn’t get really absurd until 0:30.