MEGA DRUNK LADY KISSING AT COP – WHILE BEING ARRESTED – ON TV. (THANKS SACHA)

“IF YOU THROW UP IN MY CAR, ALL THAT FLIRTIN YOU DID EARLIER WILL DO NO GOOD”

AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN – MR. CONWAY TWITTY (DEATH METAL VERSION)

(thanks Nina!)

DRUNK GIRLS: PLEASE TAKE ENGINEERING CLASSES

wait for it. wait for it.

I know there’s like a thousand of these videos online, but doesn’t that make you think that there’s an endemic problem here? I guess what I’m saying is, ladies, before you go to bust a move, take earnest stock of the relative stability of load bearing objects around you.

This has been a public service announcement.

SAX-O-MATIC: I’M SURE IT’S THE MIX OF DAYQUIL AND AND ZYRTEC THAT’S MAKING ME THINK THIS IS HILARIOUS

In fairness, it doesn’t get really absurd until 0:30.

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: POSE LIKE THIS

YOU JUST GOT SHAMALAMADONG’D

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: MESS WITH A LOVED ONE

AH YES… OFFICE SIGN JUSTICE.

GOD THIS IS ANNOYING

DUMB YOUTUBE VIDEOS BEGAT DUMB COMMENTS

In going over dumb bands from the bands the 90s I found this great comment on this turd of a video.

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