NOTHING REALLY MATRESS

THE DUMBEST TREE HUGGER ALIVE: A LESSON IN LIGHT REFRACTION

This is UNREAL.  You can blame a lot of things.  The green energy movement, saving whales, Bob Ross….  But this is a whole new level of stupidity.

Has she ever looked at a diamond?  A crystal?  A REAL RAINBOW?  What would metallic oxide salts have to do with any of this.  If the rainbow were on fire and burning these colors I would a.) be scared and b.) think it might have something to do with metals.

To ease my stomach I think I’ll just go watch Mike Barron’s rad video for North Highland’s “Sugar Lips.”  I wish Mike walked into the office everyday shooting confetti.

MENEO FREAKS ME OUT BUT I SHALL DANCE ON

8 Bit dance jams. THE FIRST VIDEO IS A GIANT WTF

The new YEAR OF NO LIGHT album is so thick and heavy (and pretty) it probably has its own gravitation pull…

Eat it Explosions In The Sky.

There are no words. Only improvisations. (AND STUPID GREENSCREEN HIPPIE BULLSH*T)

Yo homie, hand drums suck

You Are A Musicul Genuis!

Play with this. It makes everything sound like you’ve spent hours doing it. It’s sort of like B Flat, but a lot less awesome. There are hundreds of things like this all over the internet, but I like this one.

Slap The Mouse Magnet To Skip To The Music Box.

GODDAMNIT ROYKSOPP

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN I FIGURE THIS KIND OF SHIT OUT.  Whatever both songs still rule. Listen to the first 30 seconds of each. But really just watch the whole Royksopp video if you haven’t seen it.

MUSIC: Circa Survive – “Get Out”

I’ve always liked this band.  I even liked it when lead singer Anthony Green was in Saosin (this is when Saosin didn’t completely suck).  His solo record however, is atrocious.

Get Out by circasurvive

MUSIC: BEST COAST – “SOMETHING IN THE WAY”


I recorded this inside a bucket!

Catchy though.

MUSIC: Do I Like Wild Beasts? Mike Told Me I Do… but I’m not sure.

Listen to these and tell me what you think. God why the fuck don’t more of you assholes comment it’s all I think about all day.

annnddd this one