THE NINE MOST DEVASTATING INSULTS EVER has unearthed what they believe to be the top 9 insults.  I’d like to add a #10: “You have a blog.”  

Actually you know what?  I’m going to add about 40 more courtesy of the new track listing from Anal Cunt’s (yes it’s a band) new album after the jump.  I’ve deleted the truly deplorable ones out of taste…  but I feel guilty for laughing at them while I deleted them.


03. Miscarriages Are God’s Way of Telling You That You’re A Failure
04. Theme From Charles In Charge
05. You Go To A Community College
06. If You Didn’t Want To Be Raped, You Shouldn’t Have Been Born A Woman
07. I Laughed Because Your Son Is In A Wheelchair
08. I Went Back In Time And Voted For George W. Bush
09. You Have A Goatee
10. Cutting In Front of God Forbid In The Welfare Line
11. The Pedophile Wasn’t The Biggest Fag In Decrepit Birth
12. Stealing Shawn Whitaker’s Coke
13. You’re A School Crossing Guard
14. You Read Conspiracy Theories On The Internet Because You Have No Life
15. Even We Have Better Customer Service Than Neurotic Records
16. You Look Like You Get Financial Aid
18. I Told You I Put You On The Guest List, But I Lied
19. You Look Pro-Life
20. This CD Installed Spyware On Your Computer
21. I Posted A Video of Me Running Over Your Dog On YouTube
22. You Collect Food Stamps
23. I Edited Your Band’s Wikipedia Page To Say That You’re All Gay
26. The Kitchen: Get In It
27. You Look Like You Take Public Transportation
28. I Had Your Grandmother Deported Because You Parked In My Driveway
29. Your Husband Is A Garbage Man
32. Mandatory Abortions For Scene Kids
33. Laughing While I Cross Your Picket Line
34. You Have A Xanga
35. You Drive A Bus
36. Anyone Who Votes For Hilary Clinton Is A Faggot
37. I Hacked Your Facebook And Sent Your Nudes To Everyone In Your Class
38. Decapitated Should’ve Flipped Their Van Before They Recorded Organic Hallucinosis
40. I Hit You Because I Love You
41. You Joined The National Guard, But You Were Sent To Iraq
42. Tipping Off The Authorities About OiNK
43. Impetigo Reunited? Yeah, No One Cared
46. No One Listens To Anal Blast
47. I Jerked Off To Your Baby Pictures
49. You Watch The View To Reinforce Your Own Stupid Opinions
50. You’re Only A Promoter So Your Shitty Band Can Get On Shows
51. Willowtip Is Afraid To Sign Us
52. Picnic of Love Was Sarcastic, I Really Think You’re A Worthless Cunt
53. Roseanne Barr
55. Look Back And Laugh At Sexist Jokes
56. I Was Going To Do An Interview For Lambgoat, But They Tried To Grab My Dick
57. You Look Like You Get Paid Minimum Wage
62. I Know Your Band Sucks Because You Signed To Ferret
63. You Wear A Youth Medium, Even Though You’re A Large

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