What To Do When Your Country Can’t Feed Itself

Comrade 1: I have a great idea.
Comrade 2: Is it to go up to the roof and jump off?
Comrade 1: Actually, yes.
Comrade 2: Fuck yeah. I’ll get my boots.

I can’t decide if this is the reason we won the cold war, or the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

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