ELEVATOR TO HELL: PEKING DUCK

WTF: NIRVANA ON ICE

MUSIC VIDEO: FOALS – “SPANISH SAHARA”

Foals drops the trigonometry lessons from their debut album and is writing some simple jams. Leave your calculators at home.

MUSIC VIDEO: Gorillaz – “Stylo”

BRUCE.  FUCKING.  WILLIS.  MAKES.  THIS.  SONG.  SUCK.  A.  LOT.  LESS.

THIS ALEX METRIC REMIX IS SO FUCKING GOOD IN A REALLY DISCO GLAM BUT KINDA BAD WAY

Moves McGee Over Here Breaking It Do – OH JESUS

there’s a math lesson here. can anyone tell me what it is?

FUCK YOU: You know if you’re smart enough to use photoshop….

then you’re probably smart enough to understand facebook… just saying.

"well i just don't understand this whole thing of web tew-point-oh. oh and do get me started on those airport security linez SHUUHEEESSSHH"

This is definitely made by a member of vampire freaks.com while on break from their Kinko’s counter gig.  Or a very very VERY lonely WoW addict.  Don’t worry your maiden will request your valour come the solstice.  Forget thee not thoust malice hammer.  TEN DAMAGE TEN DAMAGE TEN DAMAGE.

Ok maybe I was a little harsh… I DID like that last video you made:

Robots Among Us: Not Comcast

I was going to post this a long time ago. But I didn’t. But Carter’s little foray into online customer service with AT&T reminded me of my little tet a tet with Comcast upon moving into my new apartment. Also, it reminded me how hard I’m getting dicked by their pricing scheme. I don’t even understand what possible reason they would have to force me to get tv too.

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Actually, after re-reading this, I’m not entirely sure that there’s not a sophisticated cyborg operating the other end of this. Using its synthesized emotions to toy with mine and lulling me into an all too common organic sense of camaraderie and security. I must remain vigilant. If you’ll excuse me, I think “Jolie” is going to be getting a house call from Dr. James, Humanologist and Bounty Hunter.

GOLF SUCKS

wait for it....

Ninja Deer prepares for Jesus water-walk throwdown

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Spencer Tunick: Still making people lay in front of things.

*Sigh*

Part of me thinks he has a problem and this is a one trick pony photog.  The other part of me thinks this is actually really cool… but then I realize… I have these same two thoughts EVERY SINGLE TIME he does this.

You can read more and see an optional NSFW video of 5200 naked people here

Someone make a dare dorm joke.