I was going to post this a long time ago. But I didn’t. But Carter’s little foray into online customer service with AT&T reminded me of my little tet a tet with Comcast upon moving into my new apartment. Also, it reminded me how hard I’m getting dicked by their pricing scheme. I don’t even understand what possible reason they would have to force me to get tv too.

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Actually, after re-reading this, I’m not entirely sure that there’s not a sophisticated cyborg operating the other end of this. Using its synthesized emotions to toy with mine and lulling me into an all too common organic sense of camaraderie and security. I must remain vigilant. If you’ll excuse me, I think “Jolie” is going to be getting a house call from Dr. James, Humanologist and Bounty Hunter.