LET’S LEARN HOW TO: GO FISHING WITH A BOW & ARROW

I am a terrible fisherman. I’ve caught one fish in my entire life – probably because I can’t stand touching them. SO THIS IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY. Why deal with a sharp hook, a gross worm, some lame flexy bendy stick WHEN YOU CAN SHOOT THESE FUCKERS THROUGH THE HEART. Jacques Cousteau could not be reached for comment.