I 100% COMPLETELY MISSED SHARK WEEK THEN REALIZED THEY HAVENT EVOLVED

Furthermore, don’t you guys remember a time when Discovery Channel had way better programming?  I’m over Mike Rowe stomping through feces and then narrating about some crab boats.

So shark week comes.  They promo THA FECK out of it.  I remember the tie in with like THE X GAMES (?!?!?!) promotion.

But I never once tuned in.  Why?  Oh probably because NOTHING HAS CHANGED.  THEY’RE MONSTERS IN THE DEEP.  STOP ACTING LIKE THEY CAN BE LOVED.  Shark overload.  Boy who cried Shark?  What’s the term I’m looking for?  Would I even be scared anymore?

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