TWO THINGS I WANT RIGHT NOW: A LUNCH REQUEST –> PIZZA HUT AND CRYSTAL PEPSI SPECIAL

I’m really hungry today.  Do you think there’s a black market for Crystal Pepsi?  Wait let me eBay that.

HOLY SHIT.  SCORE.

Sadly it’s diet.  Double sads it’s $29.49

Shit I guess I’ll just have to settle for the pogs.

Who wants a pizza party?

Specifically what kind of Pizza Hut specialty pizza do you want?

I’m thinking Super Supreme Pizza.  The addition of black olives and ham really complete the glutton flavor profile.

Also like don’t even fucking try and offer me some thin crust or specialty bullshit.  I want classic pan.  Well, maybe AND THAT’S A BIG MAYBE – I can be convinced to go stuffed crust – but I refuse to eat it backwards.  That’s just pure nonsense.

And like what the fuck is this crap?

I don’t trust you Big Italy.  You’re a flash in the pan.  The Arch Deluxe of the Hut.

Yeah let’s just go with a good ole’ deep dish.

Does anyone have any Tums Lipitor?  Does anyone know if there actually is a legit Pizza Hut in New York?  I’m not dealing with some weird Taco Bell takeover crap.

One Response to “TWO THINGS I WANT RIGHT NOW: A LUNCH REQUEST –> PIZZA HUT AND CRYSTAL PEPSI SPECIAL”

  1. borna says:

    why would you ever not eat a stuffed crust backwards.

    u wak son

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