REPORTING IN: SOUTHOLD DAY 2

LISTENING TO PAUL OAKENFOLD SO LOUD. LIKE REALLY BRO

Did I mention I’m driving a Scion?  Yeah thanks ZipCar.  If I didn’t think Foursquare was for complete jackasses I would be the mayor of Dickville.  Why would I want the Mini Cooper or the BMW 3 series when I can drive a tin box?

It’s actually not THAT bad of a car.  I would however like to thank the previous driver for the wonderful job he did on the alignment.  Please see my case study below:

Alright I’m headed to the beach in a bread box.

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