THAT NEW SNEEZING MONKEY THEY FOUND LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NO THIS ISNT A RACIST JOKE

So they found these

i'm so so sorry

which to me look like this guy

WTF: OLIVER THE CHIMP

Documentary about a strange chimp discovered in 1960 that was/is considered to be half human. HUMANZEE

WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR HALLOWEEN?

FUCK THERE ARE NO GOOD PARTIES.

“OF COURSE WE ALL AGREE ON THE DEMISE OF THE DINOSAURS”

BOO – THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD

“JUST A SONG ABOUT MY FAMILY”

How long can you last?

SHIT SONG/GREAT VIDEO: UFFIE – “DIFFICULT”

“Dont worry if I write rhymes/I write checks,” says lil’ ole Uffie in her new focus track from June’s whatever-titled Sex Dreams And Denim Jeans

Trust me Uff, I’m not fucking worried.  I’m just not – and I worry a lot.  I worry about my work, whether or not I left the door unlocked, if there’s food in my teeth, if we are in fact heading towards the apocalypse, whether or not the Lindberg baby was REALLY kidnapped, Falcon Heene, the success of J4, Harry Whittington’s recovery progress, and dinosaurs.

I don’t worry about your MC Speak and Spell immature cocaine party-girl gobbledygook.  You are a performer that wows only the most saccharine sheeple waiting in line for a DJ Skribble party.  Marquee is calling.

That said the powers around you conspired to make a pretty dope video.

MY MUSIC COLLECTION: FERVOURS

Years ago when I would travel to the UK trying to just meet people in the music industry I stumbled onto a band called Streetlight Youth. They couldn’t have been older than 17 or 18 and wrote some BADASS songs. Part At The Drive-In. Part power pop. It was good stuff. The whole plan of working with them kind of fell apart but apparently some of them reformed as Fervours while going to university (we call it college).

It seems as though they’ve definitely stuck with their post-punk roots throwing in splashes of percussive tapping and plucking more akin to earlier Foals and Don Caballero. Dude’s voice is still spot on though.

Check out “Fanfare.”

(more @ myspace.com/fervours)

MUSIC VIDEO: EARL SWEATSHIRT – “EARL” (Thank you Kosuke for ruining my morning)

Kosuke was watching this video when I rolled into the office this morning. These kids are like 15. I guess I would say this is NSFW but not in that like nude sex way … … … more in that “lets put all these drugs in a blender and drink it on camera” sort of way. I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING THIS SATURDAY YA’LL.

OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP J4

Step 0: Be born

Step 1: Be a terrible teen musician

Step 2: Have your family also be terrible at everything

Step 3: Form a band with everything that’s terrible in your life

Step 4: Go on CBS’ Early Show’s Singing Family Faceoff Competition

Step 5: Take your thinly veiled conservatism to the masses with this audible bile

Step 6: Puberty

Step 7: Never get laid

Step: 8: Realize that you can’t until you’re married anyway

Step 9: Pills

Step 10: